The One Post You Need To Read To Win Money On The Super Bowl

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I’m not in any way promoting gambling, BUT…for those NSNG readers out there looking to put a little money on the Super Bowl next weekend, PredictionMachine.com is your new best friend. Whether you plan on betting $5 or $5,000, it’s in your best interest to read this… 

Here’s a quick blurb about this new site, which hit the interwebs just in time to make you some serious scrilla:

PredictionMachine.com
runs every game 50,000 times before it’s actually played once and comes
up with a comprehensive breakdown of every game including personal stats for
each team, win %, close win %, blowout win %, each player’s % to win the
Super Bowl MVP, and much, much more.

Paul
Bessire, who built the Predictalator,
has had great success, like accurately choosing the
winner of: five of the last six Super Bowls, including last year’s four-point
(exactly) win by Pittsburgh; five of the last six World Series, including the
Yankees’ 2009 win in six and the 2006 Cardinals win in five (both to the game);
five of the last six Stanley Cup champions; and five of the last six NCAA
Tournament champions (as of Selection Sunday).

Sounds like a pretty solid pitch to me.

Of course there’s no way to determine EXACTLY how things will go. Peyton Manning might break an ankle on the first play, Marques Colston may get overexcited and drop every pass that comes his way and Dallas Clark might pull a Eugene Robinson and miss the game entirely, stuck in the clink.

No matter how much is left to chance, gamblers will still gamble and people will always take their chances on the biggest game of the year. So if you’re gonna put your money on the line, you might as well be as informed as possible. I give you, courtesy of PredictionMachine.com, your guide to bringing home the big money on Super Bowl Sunday.

You’re welcome.


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Super
Bowl XLIV Analysis

In
a season marked by stark contrast between the elite and the drastically
inferior, where each week seemed to bring more blowouts than drama and the
playoffs mostly brought more of the same, the Super Bowl surprisingly and
enjoyably pits two evenly-matched teams that also happened to have had the two
best seasons in the NFL this year.

This
is not a game of contrasting styles. The Indianapolis Colts, having played
against essentially a league-average schedule, tout an efficient offense focused
on the pass, one of the more impressive pass defenses in the league and a smart
approach that minimizes mistakes. The New Orleans Saints, also having played
against a league-average schedule, flaunt an efficient offense that is more
balanced, yet still thrives on the pass, a better-than-average defense when
healthy and an aggressive approach that forces opponents into mistakes. If
mindset and mistakes ultimately make the difference in this game, the team that
is as good as any in the league at not making them (Indianapolis) will prevail
over the team that is the best at forcing them (New Orleans) – barely.

Using
strength-of-schedule-adjusted, play-by-play statistics, the Predictalator
played Super Bowl XLIV 50,000 times before it’s actually played. The Colts won 51.4% of those games
by an average score of 28
– 27
.

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For a more detailed analysis, including a breakdown of the Colts offense versus the Saints defense, you’ve gotta go to PredictionMachine.com. And when you win boatloads of money, I’ll take your thanks and gratitude in cold. hard. cash.


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3 Responses to “The One Post You Need To Read To Win Money On The Super Bowl”

  1. Ismail Says:

    Did she just say “scrilla”?

  2. bigwhisker Says:

    Can I put down $100 on Spain for Sports Babe of the Year? 😀

  3. SarahSpain Says:

    Seems like a safe bet to me. : )

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