Walking home from watching the football games Sunday night, I popped into Whole Foods for a late night snack. They were just about to close, so I quickly grabbed a container of sushi–normally a safe choice at WF.
Not so much.
Since about midnight Sunday night I’ve been suffering from a pretty spectacular case of food poisoning. I’ll spare you the details–suffice it to say I have rid my stomach of anything resembling a liquid or food–even most of the Gatorade I attempted to sip yesterday afternoon. My weakened state, limited brain capacity and bitterness over being sick has inspired this little gem of a post: Things That Suck More Than Food Poisoning.
Feel free to add your suggestions in the comments.
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No Spain, No Gain 
January 26, 2010 at 12:22 pm |
John Paxson last second three point shots (Suns fan here)
January 26, 2010 at 12:29 pm |
I raise you, John Paxson as Bulls GM…or Vinny as an NBA coach.
January 26, 2010 at 12:45 pm |
John McDonough.
January 26, 2010 at 1:46 pm |
Beer prices at the United Center
January 26, 2010 at 1:49 pm |
Those that admire John McDonough but can not tell you the reason why.
January 26, 2010 at 3:35 pm |
Aaron Miles. Game, set, match.
January 27, 2010 at 3:20 pm |
Paris Hilton….on a first date! 😦
January 27, 2010 at 3:23 pm |
US Men’s tennis in 2010. Roddick & Blake may be hotter than the Presidential approval ratings…but they are getting worked over by the Euros!
January 27, 2010 at 3:33 pm |
Still no love for Leno? I love Coco too…but I think the “fault” here is 98% w/NBC. I’m totally w/ ya on the Kars4Kids — ugggh, that tune is SO damn annoying! And Montag may have a nice new pair of bolt ons….but she and Spencer are about 10cm removed from the looney bin!
January 27, 2010 at 3:39 pm |
The “Instigator rule” in hockey. Oh does that suck…..
January 27, 2010 at 4:03 pm |
Oooh…how could I forget Paris Hilton!!
January 27, 2010 at 5:00 pm |
Because you have way more class than Paris “Enter my revolving door at the” Hilton! 😉